Chip - 1

posted June 20th, 2013, 11:50 pm


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June 21st, 2013, 2:24 am

Kiela

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Why is almost everything he does so adorable? It doesn't even make sense...must be the innocence!

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June 21st, 2013, 9:15 am

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Awwwww, his skin doesn't produce the heat needed to use a touch screen. xD Poor cold skinned Chip.

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June 21st, 2013, 2:29 pm

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Lol his body doesn't conduct electricity hahahahahaha

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June 22nd, 2013, 6:25 am

Inkblotch

Diabetes--- get it? Cause he's so sweet haha ha hah a

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Chip's adorableness is going to be the death of me I swear to god.
Police will have to come investigate the strange smell coming from my home that the neighbors were complaining about, only to find my corpse in front of my computer, hand still clutch the fabric over my chest. Baffled the coppers will start investigating my room, and one of them will check my computer to find this comic the only thing open on the screen. Unable to resist the curiousity bubbling up inside him, he'll secretly start reading while his partner deals with the body, grumbling the whole time, of course, as she slips my cold corps into a body bag while her partner is busy at the computer. Finally her own curiousity takes over her and she glances over her partner's shoulder to see what he's looking at. At first she's surprised to see he's reading a webcomic, but before she can scold him for being so unprofessional, she finds herself sucked into the story as well. Silently she pulls over another chair, ignoring my plastic coffin except for a quick pause to spray some fabreeze in my general direction as to help deal with the smell as they read. Unfortunately for them they have sealed their terrible fate, for finally they find themselves on the same page the dead girl was on (aka me) and at once they feel the effects take hold. Fingers scrambling at their shirts, the two police officers find themselves falling onto the floor near the body bag, hands gripping at the cloth over their hearts like a life line as they gasp for air. Alas it is too late. They are soon dead. Later, when the bodies are discovered and this time the computer ignored, it will be confirmed that all three individuals suffered from spontaneous heart-attacks with a random onslaught of unexplainable diabetes. Chip was just too fucking cute.

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November 28th, 2013, 12:18 am

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@Inkblotch: That is one of the most amazing comments I've ever read. I am going to find where you live and make you my friend. Plus, you're profile picture is awesome.

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